Taunt #3 - Beyond Thunderdome ~ WINNING TAUNT

(Tenatious D's "Wonderboy" was this week's inspiration)

Out amongst the wasteland, cities made of dust.
There sits Thunderdome, sitting confidently.
Not much to say when you're scores are twenty five to zero.
Yeah, yeah!
Thunderdome, what is the secret of your power?
Thunderdome, only one to kick your ass so far would be Mel Gibson?
(Tha Tang display Mel Gibson photo gallery)

[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about THA TANG,
archrival and nemesis of Thunderdome, with powers comparable to Thunderdome.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power to hydrate astronauts?
That do anything for ya?!?! That takes electorlites, holmes.
How 'bout the power force an out, from 200 yards away...
Wearing fucking blindfolds!! That takes telekinesis, MAX.
How 'bout the power... to DEFEAT you?

[sung]
History of Thunderdome and THA TANG GANG BANG,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goog.
A homerun to be stole, a pickled liver to behold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, GO!
Thunderdome, what is the secret of your power?
Thunderdome, won't you take me far away from that master blaster man?

FINAL SCORE: Tang 13, Beyone Thunderdome 15