Taunt #5 - Bluetooth Fannypack ~ WINNING TAUNT

Capitan El Jefe knew what Tha Tang faced. El Jefe was poised to take Bluetooth Fannypack off their self-imposed Tyrants of the Taunt pedestal. El Jefe came up way strong this week with this epic and emotional ode to Deflated BOB.

From death and resurrection to traitorousness and forgiveness, it only made sense to look to Andrew Lloyd Webber's Musical Theatre Masterpiece, Jesus Christ Superstar for inspiration.

In another glorious medley, featuring such JCS hits as, "What's With BOB, Tell Us What's a'Happenin'" and "I Don't Know How to Fix Him", Tha Tang recounted the Biblical story of

• a fallen, broken BOB
• traitorous Bluetooth Fannypackers
• a miraculous rebirth of everyone's favorite bouncy orange ball
  

Incriminating photos of BtFp in flagrante delicto with Tha Tang's dearest BOB were delivered to a crowd of shocked onlookers. Our very own real-life Jesus stole the show by ushering in a resurrected BOB, turning water into Tang, and being very holy.

And despite BtFp's Tang-filled blow-up pool with drunken, writhing bodies, we WON!

FINAL SCORE: Tang, - Bluetooth Fannypack, +